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ollivander:

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

YEAH OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY TRUE LIKE SERIOUSLY 

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memeguy-com:

Why girls dont fart

are you shittin’ me? if it was like that i’d fart all the damn time!
even though i already do cause it is a human bodily function and everyone does it

memeguy-com:

Why girls dont fart

are you shittin’ me? if it was like that i’d fart all the damn time!

even though i already do cause it is a human bodily function and everyone does it

reblogged 36 minutes ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 526 notes via/source

ackleholic-padaaddict:

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

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sweettartsloveryo:

theamanda4life:

sweettartsloveryo:

I left the room for three seconds.

use your Thu’um 

Cats are immune to shouts. They listen to nothing.

True true. tempt it with catnip or feathers then =D
This makes me question, “What if a villager in skyrim was deaf and we used our Thu’um on them. Would they hear/feel it?”

sweettartsloveryo:

theamanda4life:

sweettartsloveryo:

I left the room for three seconds.

use your Thu’um 

Cats are immune to shouts. They listen to nothing.

True true. tempt it with catnip or feathers then =D

This makes me question, “What if a villager in skyrim was deaf and we used our Thu’um on them. Would they hear/feel it?”

reblogged 15 hours ago @ 19 Aug 2014 with 7 notes via/source

rapunzael:

seduce me with tickets to disney world 

reblogged 1 day ago @ 18 Aug 2014 with 14,916 notes via/source

narutoe:

when your followers know your name

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how could they not know mine?

reblogged 1 day ago @ 18 Aug 2014 with 38,965 notes via/source

panic-at-the-dildos:

djali96:

panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

reblogged 1 day ago @ 18 Aug 2014 with 455,696 notes via/source

It’s fine if you pick your nose and wipe it on a tissue but eat it and you’re dead to me

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posted 1 day ago @ 18 Aug 2014

superfizz:

I don’t even watch Merlin and I’m dying. 

reblogged 1 day ago @ 18 Aug 2014 with 117,965 notes via/source

jamesmccvoy:

powerburial:

imagine an alternate timeline where guns were never invented and swords just kept getting cooler

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reblogged 1 day ago @ 18 Aug 2014 with 171,886 notes via/source
xstar wars xguns xstar wars had guns
Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*
reblogged 1 day ago @ 18 Aug 2014 with 40,674 notes via/source

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

reblogged 1 day ago @ 18 Aug 2014 with 202,413 notes via/source